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X-WR-CALNAME:Elf Control: Miracle on Mayo Street: A Corporate Christmas 
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SUMMARY:Elf Control: Miracle on Mayo Street: A Corporate Christmas Carol
 : Featuring Multiple Colons
DESCRIPTION:Don't miss the premiere of this original theatrical producti
 on\, only available this holiday season!\n\nBusiness Pants Corporate The
 ater is proud to present Elf Control: Miracle on Mayo Street: A Corporat
 e Christmas Carol: Featuring Multiple Colons\n\nIn the spirit of patriar
 chy-smashing Barbie dolls\, Angela Merkel-sized prime ministers\, and co
 ntractually obligated UPS truck air conditioners\, we bring you the stor
 y behind the corporate takeover at Christmas\, Inc.\n\nElf Control featu
 res an egotistical sleigh driver who has been CEO for a few too many cen
 turies (despite working only one day a year)\, the long-forgotten COO wh
 o not-so-secretly manages the Naughty or Nice List (do we really believe
  a man has this level of emotional empathy?)\, the solidarity of pro-lab
 or elves (because somebody has to do some actual work around here)\, and
  introducing history’s forgotten holiday love child: the teenaged Clau
 s offspring and her woke ghosts of Christmas failure.
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DTSTAMP:20260503T160914Z
DTSTART;TZID=America/New_York:20231217T140000
DTEND;TZID=America/New_York:20231217T150000
LOCATION:10 Mayo Street\, Portland\,  Maine  04101\,  US
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